In Port-Harcourt, Man Kills Monkeys Uses Them To Prepare delicious Pepper Soup.

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Notwithstanding the unexpected anxiety which the Monkey Pox virus has instilled in Nigerian especially in the affected regions such as Bayelsa, Akwa Ibom and Rivers states, a Port-Harcourt based man identified as Vure Kingsley, seems not to be moved as he killed and cooked some monkeys which he used in preparing pepper soup. According to him, the meal was eaten with a local herbal concoction known as Monkey tail.

Below is what he shared on Facebook:
“Commissioner Of Misinformation Disapproves Government Propaganda On Monkeypox, People Should Go About Eating Monkey I’m Cooking Already. Boil To Temperature Of 100Degrees. Use Monkey tail Kaikai To Step Down The Peppersoup.”




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